Hello, dedicated fan base. My name is Liam, and this, apparently, is my blog. I'm a 20 year old New Yorker musical theater student. I enjoy old video games, musical theater, puns, Star Wars, and generally being a badass. I've had the best girlfriend in the world since last summer, and I'm lucky she puts up with my silliness. I'm new to tumblr, but with some help, I'm starting to get the hang of it. Here's a few facts about me to begin with.
1. I'm dead sexy
2. I'm a champion. Plain and simple.
3. My fingernails can cut through steel
4. My running speed on land caps at 670,616,629 mph. That is currently the speed of sound.
5. My intelligence rivals that of Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, and Batman combined.
6. My face is so beautiful, it once brought a squirrel back to life.
7. I was originally designed to be a combatant in the video game series "Mortal Kombat", but the idea
was tossed because I made the game "too unfair"
8. I am worshiped as a demigod in eastern Indonesia.
9. No human can resist a request I make.
10. Birds have flocked to me during winter, because my body heat is similar to the Climate of California
11. I can walk through walls.
14. Getting America involved in world war II was my idea.
15. I can bench press approximately 6,000,000 tons.
16. I can fly.
17. I can speak every language in the universe except Italian, because I don't have a mustache.
18. I have solved the Rubix cube puzzle in less than a millisecond.
19. I invented the super computer
20. I also invented music.
21. The American Revolutionary War was my idea.
22. I was the cause of the dinosaurs going extinct.
23. I have mastered every form of martial arts known to man, and some not known to man.
24. I'm going out with the prettiest girl in the world. That is not in any way, shape, or form, an exaggeration.
If you like what you see, and I'm sure you do, feel free to follow me. I'll make it worth your while. I'm dead serious. I will show up at your house with chocolates.
1. I'm dead sexy
2. I'm a champion. Plain and simple.
3. My fingernails can cut through steel
4. My running speed on land caps at 670,616,629 mph. That is currently the speed of sound.
5. My intelligence rivals that of Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, and Batman combined.
6. My face is so beautiful, it once brought a squirrel back to life.
7. I was originally designed to be a combatant in the video game series "Mortal Kombat", but the idea
was tossed because I made the game "too unfair"
8. I am worshiped as a demigod in eastern Indonesia.
9. No human can resist a request I make.
10. Birds have flocked to me during winter, because my body heat is similar to the Climate of California
11. I can walk through walls.
14. Getting America involved in world war II was my idea.
15. I can bench press approximately 6,000,000 tons.
16. I can fly.
17. I can speak every language in the universe except Italian, because I don't have a mustache.
18. I have solved the Rubix cube puzzle in less than a millisecond.
19. I invented the super computer
20. I also invented music.
21. The American Revolutionary War was my idea.
22. I was the cause of the dinosaurs going extinct.
23. I have mastered every form of martial arts known to man, and some not known to man.
24. I'm going out with the prettiest girl in the world. That is not in any way, shape, or form, an exaggeration.
If you like what you see, and I'm sure you do, feel free to follow me. I'll make it worth your while. I'm dead serious. I will show up at your house with chocolates.
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